anthropologie you make me swoon. i love when your catalogues come in the mail because they are so pretty and full of wonderful things like large grassy fields, horses, lace necklaces and beautiful leather boots, amongst other things. i really wish your clothes were less expensive because i’m not in the business of anything illegal or selling appendages in order to purchase your items, but goodness i wish i could sometimes. sometimes i do, but it’s in the sale on sale on sale racks. but hey, i do what i have to do. i did like my birthday card you sent me though, that was a nice surprise.