no one ever told me that i’d likely feel like i was growing a small beard when i got pregnant.
yeah, your hair starts growing at a rapid rate, all over your body. not just your legs. it’s so attractive. there’s nothing better than getting bigger AND resembling that of an overweight mountain man.
also, the worst thing i’ve experienced so far is not being able to sleep on my stomach. i am such a stomach sleeper and not being able to turn over and get in my little position is enough to make me throw my pillow. who likes sleeping on their back for 8 hours? not this girl. i wake up feeling like a corpse who hasn’t moved their limbs in 15 years.
more? ok…well when i wake up my stomach is distended so much that it actually looks like i am pregnant because i have so much pee in my bladder. i guess it’s not enough to wake me up in the middle of the night yet so when i wake up i feel like someone is sitting on my stomach. i can’t waste much time before having to get rid of all that.
other pregnant women should consider not posting their horror stories on the internet either. if you’re the 1 in 1,000,000 we don’t want to hear about it. it’s sad yes, but you’re scaring the shiii out of the rest of us. if i want to eat a turkey sandwich, i’d like to eat it in peace, thanks.
so far, i still don’t really look that pregnant. but i swear, when i start looking pregnant if anyone says “wow you’re so big” or “you must be due really soon” i will, and i mean WILL, make you wish you hadn’t. (i’m so scary…not)
lastly, i miss my morning cup o joe. i drink it sometimes, but what’s most sad is that i don’t even really want it.
pregnancy is a crazy little thing. i wouldn’t trade it but dang.
i should say too that i am feeling great, and don’t have any real complaints. i am just noting the annoyances that come with being pregs.